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I like to carry a small stuffed animal in my front pocket. My girlfriend objects. So it is rare that I actually have a stuffed animal in my pocket.
When someone asks why do you have a cat in your pocket I say, "I do not have a hat so I cant have a cat in the hat." When someone asks why is there a monkey in your pocket i say "Far better to have a monkey in you pocket than a monkey on your back"
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Your doctor will give you some pills to keep in the other pocket.
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Laugh while you still can, soon we will be in charge!
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Gee, Alanis Morsett offered me a jagged little pill but contrary to her directive I did not, "swallow it down." Hence it wasn't "swimming in" my "stomach."
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