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An excellent drinker named Rafferty
Walked into a gentlemen's lafferty
When the walls caught his sight
He said "Newton was right!
I am now in the centre of grafferty."
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A man who moved faster than light
Set out to prove Einstein was right
He left the next day
In a relative way
And arrived on the previous night
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I WILL USE CAPS LOCK USED AS ANOTHER FONT I AM NOT SCREAMMING
A man who moved faster than light
Set out to prove Einstein was right
HIS ABILTY TOO MOVE FASTER THAN LIGHT WOULD PROVE EINSTEIN WRONG. UNLESS HE IS FASTER THAN LIGHT AT ALL TIMES.
He left the next day
In a relative way
And arrived on the previous night
sPECIAL RELATIVITY DOES NOT ALLOW ONE TO VISIT THE PAST. hOWEVER DUE TO HIS ACCELLERATION HE COULD AGE VERY SLOWLY.
Truly a sill limerick and also funny. if interested in relativistic physics you might read kip thornes book on black holes.
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An unfortunate fellow named Shepard
Was eaten for lunch by a leopard
Said the leopard "Egad!
You'd been tastier, lad,
If you had been salted and peppered."
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Physy, you must not complain
Fauquinelle is not so insane
Forget the special case
With the General replace
And maybe his claim can remain.
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