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Said Scotty to captian Kirk,
"Mr. Spock has gone Biserk.
His attitude's crazy.
His Work ethic's lazy.
And he sounds like a bumbling Jerk."
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A marvellous bird is the pelican
His mouth can hold more than his belly can
He holds in his beak
All the food for a week
And he never will tell why the helican
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A skeleton once, in Khartoum
Invited a ghost to his room
They spent the whole night
In the eeriest fight
As to who should be frightened of whom
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A flea and a fly in a flue,
Where in prison so what could they do?
Said the flea,"let us fly."
Said the fly,"let us flee."
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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I wish that my room had a floor
I don't so much care for a door
But this walking around
Without touching the ground
Is getting to be quite a bore!
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There once was a player from Maine,
Who played chess on a train.
He took a move back
And was thrown off the track,
And he never played chess again.
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