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On occassion someone will approach me say that the have been told I am a good chess player but they are better. I often respond Nf3. They are confused at first but when they realize that I intend to play without a chess set they re-evaluate what it means to be a good chess player. When I taught in Juvenile detention new arrivals would boast that they can beat me. Their cell mate would say he has beaten me without looking at the board and I beat you.
However, I have been humbled in recent USCF events and my rating has fallen below 2000.
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If someone tells you that you have Tuerets syndrome is it rude to curse at them?
It turns out that when someone has had a portion of their colon removed they dont like the nickname semicolon.
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I've never lost to cell mate.
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Man goes to the psychologist:
M: I have a huge problem. My brother thinks he's an orange.
P: Well I can't make a diagnosis of your brother until I meet him.
M: Oh! That's no problem. Here he is, he's right in my pocket!
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May the fourth be with you.
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