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phystutordotcomUnited States flag
It is ok equus. My students often ask me what's up. I tell them Zenith. When my astronomy students ask me what is zenith I them straight up. On occassion they will inquire, "Zenith, How do you spell that." I tell them T H A T.

When my students ask me what's new. I tell them the letter in the greek alphabet after mu.

I confess these are true stories.


microcephalecScotland flag
Why don't you show your audience your chess games? I am sure they will laugh at you.

tewaldUnited States flag
His rating is 600+ points higher than yours, microcephalec; why would they laugh at him? While I may not find his jokes funny ("nu and mu" are pronounced "knee and me" in modern Greek, BTW), I take his chess skills seriously, having been defeated by him several times.

Blutigeroo
Ah, but in English it is "mju" or "mu" just as physy suggested. For that matter a muon is certainly not pronounced "mee-on", tewald! ;-)

... oh and as you well know, there is no point in me playing him either then. I agree with you there. I won't laugh at even his worst game. ?:-(

... oh again ... he has a post where you can knock knock his jokes and anything else (but be gentle as he requested). :-D

FauquinelleNetherlands flag
A woman goes to a doctor.
"Please help! My husband thinks he's a chicken!"
"How long has this been going on?"
"For five years now"
"Then why didn't you call earlier?"
"We needed the eggs."

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