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why did the pawn cross the board?...
to become a queen hahahahaha
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A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.
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A computer once beat me at chess,
but it was no match for me at kick-boxing.
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Same thing for me Leo. A computer always beat me at chess but it is always no match for me at ballroom dancing. 
Ray Duque III
New York City
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My apologies ahead of time, this one is really bad.
This is best told around Christmas...
What do you call a couple of Grandmasters bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. 
(if you didnt get it, try singing the punchline!)
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The chess champion Akiba Rubinstein,
famed for his pathological shyness, was once asked,
"Who is your opponent tonight?"
"Tonight" he replied, "I am playing against the black pieces."
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