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luongo_00001Canada flag

Kasparov was dinner with a friend in a restaurant.
Dinner was great but, only a problem occurred: Kasparov took too long 2 hours to pass the salt
i heard that before!

richerbyUnited Kingdom flag
Do salt cellars move like knights or like bishops?

luongo_00001Canada flag
like rooks.. it took so long because of all the things on the table %-)

tewaldUnited States flag
My playing is a joke. Does that count? :^-(

kloosterveenNetherlands flag
like a cripple knight....
they try to jump over the flowervase...
fail 119 times before reaching the other side

bom apetit!


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