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A teacher asked, "Do you follow boxing?" and continued,"Last Friday ninth period was so rough that when the bell rang instead of dismissing my class I went to my corner."
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I had a friend from Moscow. He was Russian even when he was not in a hurry.
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Patient: I keep thinking I'm a dog.
Psychiatrist: How long have you felt like this?
Patient: Ever since I was a puppy.
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1st man: We had a lovely turkey at Christmas.
2nd man: Well we had a really nice octopus.
1st man: Did you say octopus?
2nd man: Yes, it doesn't taste as nice as turkey
but everyone gets a leg!
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Equus
Your jokes are great.
Gil I enjoy reading you jokes, but they tend to be too long for the classroom. My students have ADD. I wish that instead of having attention deficit disorder the had the ability to add to numbers and get the sum.
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