Author
| Message |
|---|
|
|
1st man: My wife's gone to the West Indies.
2nd man: Jamaica?
1st man: No, she went of her own accord.
|
|
|
Q: What animals didn't go in to the Ark in pairs?
A: Maggots! They went in apples.
|
|
|
A group of students went to the principle to complain about their teacher. The principal went to the teacher:
Principal: Your students are revolting
Teacher: Yes I know, but at least the were nice clothes
|
|
|
Patient: Doc my problem is I think I am a moth.
Doctor: I can't help you. You need a pschiatrist.
Patient : Yes I know. But your light was on.
|
|
|
I have multiple personality disorder.
And so do I.
|
| Previous 1 ... 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ... 23 Next |
